1. Ice cream tastes better
2. Bike tattoos
They’re painless (generally), free, and they last about a week.
3. You don’t have to match- ever
4. That silly giddy feeling of biting off way more than you can chew
Eventually you’ll think you can ride to B from point A and discover it is way further than you think it is. That is when you’ll discover your inner comedian.
5. It’s the lazy man’s way of walking your dog
7. Muddy legs are sexier than legs in panty hose and a sensible skirt